If I only scrape a living, at least it’s a living worth scrapingTumblr (3.0; @iwilltellastory)http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50999788899" src="http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50999788899/audio_player_iframe/iwilltellastory/tumblr_mm305eALL71s2g4e4?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fiwilltellastory%2F50999788899%2Ftumblr_mm305eALL71s2g4e4" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nickmiller.tumblr.com/post/50999007070/wakethetrees-a-case-of-you-joni-mitchell-if" target="_blank">nickmiller</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wakethetrees.tumblr.com/post/49272099439/a-case-of-you-joni-mitchell" target="_blank">wakethetrees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>A Case of You</em>, Joni Mitchell</p> </blockquote> <p><span>“If you want me, I’ll be in the bar” —Joni Mitchell</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This is my favourite song of all time.</p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50999788899http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50999788899Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:59 -0500Me: fancy a skype?<br /> Mum: (after 5 minutes) ok<br /> Me:...<br /> Mum: (after 10 minutes) I<br /> Me: (after 15 minutes) so are you going to come online?<br /> Mum: (still nothing. It's now been an hour.)http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50917532409http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50917532409Mon, 20 May 2013 12:21:05 -0500mummeumskype<blockquote> <p><span>i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab</span></p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50915565386http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50915565386Mon, 20 May 2013 11:47:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33565f3f6c35c3251bd7ce57148188d5/tumblr_mj70v5yh7n1qev7uto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50905273774http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50905273774Mon, 20 May 2013 08:26:19 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd39dd3e90d10a941e859c12f6c8e7d3/tumblr_mmpag3WgBl1ruon9mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcbrayers.tumblr.com/post/50284568715/yet-another-unrealistic-expectation-for-women" target="_blank">mcbrayers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>yet another unrealistic expectation for women</p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50892595209http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50892595209Mon, 20 May 2013 02:16:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3071f47c71ea9ccf3e0d58067f881766/tumblr_mmuye4DzeO1qafr9po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a7852d7c7c15bed228eb444fdf8a1b44/tumblr_mmuye4DzeO1qafr9po3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a6b46fb80a4a870da5f6acfec4fcaf9/tumblr_mmuye4DzeO1qafr9po4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26fde8f2b237e1ab08e89795fbb9876d/tumblr_mmuye4DzeO1qafr9po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hnnhmcgrth.tumblr.com/post/50792387225/katrin-coetzer" target="_blank">hnnhmcgrth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.katrin.co.za/" target="_blank">Katrin Coetzer</a></p> </blockquote> <p>This is one of my all-time favourite artists.  She had really gorgeous wedding where the reception was a street party and the groom and the groomsmen wore fern leaves in their button holes - so beautiful.</p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50828591522http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50828591522Sun, 19 May 2013 11:24:24 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/44c68ba16c654b58717920ceab7779e4/tumblr_mn07r9CDUN1qks2j1o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50744380123http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50744380123Sat, 18 May 2013 13:05:41 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu.tumblr.com/post/50439821958/reminder-that-the-uk-ruled-one-fifth-of-the-world" target="_blank">carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2c343c34c7d320b529ae03f6f999e439/tumblr_inline_mmt1k73sMV1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>EUROVISION</p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50721601421http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50721601421Sat, 18 May 2013 06:36:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Kqs7iXKc93Q?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovesugartits.tumblr.com/post/50666486542/le1f-le1f-o-spa-day-official-video" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lovesugartits</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://le1f.com/post/50662945884/le1f-o-spa-day-official-video" target="_blank">le1f</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>★‿♨ LE1F • </span><span>SPA DAY (OFFICIAL VIDEO) </span><span>♨‿★ </span></p> </blockquote> <p>fuck</p></blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50670795803http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50670795803Fri, 17 May 2013 15:00:59 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01d796143ab2115e2cc3cee068a17da2/tumblr_mmuulcixsg1r5enono1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50514313403http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50514313403Wed, 15 May 2013 14:50:24 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Iey9YIbra2U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Man With A Movie Camera, 1929.</p> <p>Soundtrack by The Cinematic Orchestra</p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50434848321http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50434848321Tue, 14 May 2013 14:00:07 -0500Man with a movie camera1920sfilmmovieolddocumentaryDadaFurturismcinemamusicsoundtrackthe cinematic orchestra<p><a href="http://gaysofsouthlondon.tumblr.com/post/50427787506/when-you-heard-they-were-casting-for-a-made-in-brixton" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gaysofsouthlondon</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/22b77f9367febeaff3099d070ad0d354/tumblr_inline_mmss5z8hS91qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50428297227http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50428297227Tue, 14 May 2013 12:01:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8d1dd28da468d640955be2d751486b/tumblr_mllxastELI1qa0mpyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wakeupjeangrey.tumblr.com/post/50346978841/source" target="_blank">wakeupjeangrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=df797c6edb7c14f9b66bc241a31bf453&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fweheartit.com%2Fentry%2F58545359%2Fvia%2Flulu_maite&v=1&libid=1366548689304&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Ffbid%3D629508030396783%26set%3Da.510619948952259.133457.100000127748483%26type%3D1%26theater&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fweheartit.com%2Fsearch%3Fpage%3D9%26query%3Dhepburn&title=Maite%20Iglesias%20%7C%20via%20Facebook%20%7C%20We%20Heart%20It&txt=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fphoto.php%3Ffbid%3D629508030396783%26amp%3Bset%3Da.510619...&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13665506815722" target="_blank">Source</a></p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50348344219http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50348344219Mon, 13 May 2013 11:26:37 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/GuJQSAiODqI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50341779683http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50341779683Mon, 13 May 2013 09:07:49 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9f33ec262d28dfe095dffd89a0f0232/tumblr_mmla2csRCC1soiv6eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cosmarxpolitan.tumblr.com/post/50093158372/cosmarxpolitan-issue-16-is-he-having-an-affair" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cosmarxpolitan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Cosmarxpolitan, Issue 16</p> <p>Is he having an affair? Find out, Haymarket style</p></blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50096215710http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50096215710Fri, 10 May 2013 11:39:37 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ca0157841546c6ef5f24fa6333b670b5/tumblr_mj1gbiIgTo1r7kroko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wryer.tumblr.com/post/50094032219/pablo-picasso-two-nudes-and-a-cat-1903" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">wryer</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><span>Pablo Picasso, Two nudes and a cat, 1903</span></p></blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50095818430http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50095818430Fri, 10 May 2013 11:31:42 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harleycitysiren.tumblr.com/post/46311189196" target="_blank">harleycitysiren</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE MOTHERFUCKING SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR THOUGH MAN.</p> <p>DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?</p> <p>IT WAS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CHRISTMAS.</p> <p>YOU GOT TO BUY BOOKS, AND THEY HAD TOYS, AND UGH SOMETIMES THE BOOKS /CAME WITH TOYS/ AND THAT WAS JUST THE FUCKING BEST.</p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50086345465http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50086345465Fri, 10 May 2013 08:01:19 -0500<p>yesterday I got back to Maastricht and went to see some friends in the evening.  There was a big bunch of people and they were all so sweet and concerned that I was better and just being lovely and it made me <strong>so</strong> glad that I came back.  Reminded me how good I have it here - I genuinely love these guys so much.</p>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50079193995http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/50079193995Fri, 10 May 2013 04:19:45 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/z2ME8sR-bnY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><strong>These Women Are About To Tell You Some Things That Are Absolutely None Of Your Business</strong></p> <p><span>Holy shit women on fire. This video gave me chills. If you do nothing at all today - watch this!</span></p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/49846767087http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/49846767087Tue, 07 May 2013 05:27:32 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7b815ca24aa417f6f10a18e093dd5e4b/tumblr_mm9uwaEnai1qepyc7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hermionejg.tumblr.com/post/49633440553/caribelle-best-bitch-you-ate-it-alone" target="_blank">hermionejg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caribelle.tumblr.com/post/49624422381/best-bitch" target="_blank">caribelle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>best bitch</p> </blockquote> <p>you ate it alone.</p> <p>#mylife</p> </blockquote>http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/49671714631http://iwilltellastory.tumblr.com/post/49671714631Sun, 05 May 2013 04:55:12 -0500